A Shepherd to All the People

The other day I made the mistake of leaving the main farm enclosure whilst still wearing one of my assorted farm badges issued in case I ever experienced an acute identity crisis or was found wandering aimlessly through the local village chewing a straw and whistling at dogs - not an easy feat. Within minutes, two village folk approached me independently to ask for directions. That's all it takes to inspire respect and the air of knowledge and wisdom - a badge.