Sunday 16 September 2012

Harvest Time

We have been working late in the evenings and even at the weekends to bring in the harvest this year. And what a harvest it has been! We have broken all past records and have received accolades from far and wide, even from beyond the permeable boundaries of our mega-farm. This is despite the unusually wet summer and strong winds and financial pressures we have had this year, factors which have clearly adversely affected other farms. We also have a milk lake so vast and pure that the gods weep at the beauty of it. Data flows bounteously from the various herds spread across the endless fields of Septford. How can this be? Consider...

Late summer evenings give us beautiful ever-changing skies, and it is lovely to see the birds perform their evening displays against these canvasses. On our farm, flocks of Stalins engage in eidectic displays above white lakes. The swans are not only mute, they are invisible.

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