The Milking Machine

Today I would like to introduce you to the milking machine, also known as the Electronic Event Recording Machine. This machine lies at the heart of our venture here in Septford. We are tethered to it in a metaphorical sense, but there is also a philosophical tie. We have to record every activity we undertake on the farm. Recording activity is also an activity and should therefore be recorded, which is another activity - we are caught in an infinite regress and can never get back to our sheep.