More Sheep Worrying

Our "Farming Today" daily bulletin contained advice on how to annoy a local pensioner residing in one of the outlying villages. Apparently our paperwork includes a telephone number for this person where we have been directing our enquiries about farming risks - you know the sort of thing: stepping on a hoe, reversing the combine into a herd of cows, setting fire to the barn in contravention of the smoking ban, falling off the milking stool because of too much scrumpy (probably in contravention of our alcohol ban) - much to this person's annoyance and probably confusion. We have been advised to use a different number now, but how easy it is to forget...