Lost Sheep

Little Bo Peep tells me that sheep have gone astray and nobody knows where to find them since the big move to the new barns. Our lone sheep policy has been compromised. This is not the same as our loan sheep policy, which has still to be ratified by the Mayor and his council.

Little Miss Muffet tells me that milking stool wars have broken out due to the shortages mentioned earlier. Not a stool or tuffet to be found when you need one. What is a spider to do if he cannot access the web?

It is enough to drive you up the wall. But at least they have been painted a nice shade of pink.